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The Etiquette of Riding an Escalator

April 18th 2011 21:29
Being school holidays at the moment shopping centres can be a frustrating and extremely crowded places as can any escalator into the bowels of a train station or subway at the start or end of the work day. One of my places of work is at the very top of a shopping centre and for two days straight the escalator has broken down forcing hundreds of people to queue and catch the elevator. So I have had escalators on my mind and have noticed how people just use them like a staircase in their own home or a group of selfish cyclists on the street riding side by side.

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Listen up people, there are some simple rules to follow that can make things easier for the entire population. Apparently in Japan it is common knowledge and adhered to like general road rules but in Australia we are a little more self centred with less care for our fellow Aussie unless facing a time of crisis.

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1) My most important rule for riding an escalator that is just common sense - STAY TO THE LEFT (OR RIGHT DEPENDING ON YOUR COUNTRY). I do believe it may follow the side of the road you drive on. In Australia stay to the left on an escalator, in the U.S. the right. Japan does the left and very effectively. Follow the road rule of "Keep left unless overtaking" when on an escalator. You maybe shopping with a friend on your day off and not have a care in the world. The other person stuck behind you may be on her (or his) way to a job interview that could alter his (or her) career. They could also be an employee of the establishment on their 30min break and have to get through 7 levels of shopping centre (and back) to get their lunch.

2) Do not ride the escalator side by side with a friend - I am sure you can have the same conversation from one step lower and free up movement and congestion for the others riding the escalator. Bike riders that ride side by side on the road either get tooted with a horn, cop some road rage or run over. Expect the same from me on an escalator.

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3) Unless you are on an isolated elevator with not another soul around and are under the age of 10 then the up escalator goes up and the down escalator goes down. Do not be an idiot - they are not stair masters.

4) Keep your kids under control and ensure their laces are done up when on an escalator. Do you want to see your kids foot nearly ripped off on the escalator?? NO - then make sure they are riding it safely.

5) NO STROLLERS, OR SHOPPING TROLLEYS, OR DELIVERY TROLLEYS ON AN ESCALATOR. Would you like to see your baby plummet from a stroller all the way to the hands of child services? Then use the elevator like normal patient mothers and fathers. Same goes for shopping trolleys - if you think you can take one on an escalator then I think I have the right to your shopping - one trip and your trolley will own me so equal rights are required. And delivery guys - most of these places have service elevators for your sole use to aide in your efficiency and to save you the unfortunate experience of the general public.

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6) Get on and off efficiently - just walk with a general stride and put the one foot in front of the other straight onto the step of the escalator. Do the same with disembarking and move out of the way - remember - people behind you and more people in the universe than yourself.

7) It should be noted that none of these rules apply in South Africa - apparently my research lets me know that rules on an escalator in South Africa have no meaning and you are more likely to have your head punched in for requesting to get past. As the South African site says - "if you come from a city with a subway GET OVER IT." You're not in Kansas anymore!!

8) My final suggestion - if there are stairs next to the elevator - then walk them. That tiny simple method of walking the stairs next and every time will help you lose a heap of weight and as you are walking up and/ or down stairs it will tighten your butt up immensely and keep the escalator free for others.

Happy riding folks and thanks for your time! Enjoy the below video

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Etiquette for Umbrella Use

April 3rd 2011 06:27
It has been raining way too much for the world at the moment. The entire planet has gone through a shift to save itself, in my opinion. A year or two ago and the planet was facing water crisis, drought and general out of control heat. Now, on the other hand, we are experiencing something akin to Noah's flood the world over and tsunamis and world disaster left right and centre. Now we just need a mini ice age and the world will be back to normal and we can stop all fretting about hideous global warning and global crisis.

Now - I do believe I am going too far - this is about the weather at hand and that is a lot of rain with some scattered sunshine. And due to this rain we still have to get around but now we are also bringing something along with is that makes our personal space nearly triple but trying to fit us all in the one place. It is like we are doubling the physical population in one downpour.

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It was last week when trying to get to a screening in the city through masses of finishing workers during a downpour that I noticed a lot of the public become pure assholes with their umbrella usage and think one third of the population should fall down a hole so they can get around. Hence this articles started nagging to come out. Did you know the umbrella or parasol (for sun protection) has been around in every culture since about 1000yrs before Christ - so people - by now you should know how to use them!!

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My preferred umbrella for the population


The easiest thing would be for every person at once to stop using umbrellas for ever and to get themselves a nice raincoat - it worked for your first 10yrs and you all put your kids in one - why not yourself or is there an age limit that allows you to progress from raincoats to umbrellas - bad idea!!

I searched the internet for an official policy on umbrella uses and found something even better - numerous suggestions from the public - please enjoy these tips on umbrella etiquette from the people you have nearly blinded with your unruly brolly use.

Tips on Umbrella Usage:

" If the precipitation has ceased, be courteous and sheath your umbrella. A deployed umbrella on a rainless day is a grave public offense."

" When disembarking from public transit, one should keep their umbrella holstered until such a proper time as it may be safely wielded without impeding the general progress of fellow passengers."

" Ensure the umbrella you carry is of good craftsmanship. It should not have any broken spikes as this could be hazardous to passers-by."

" Hold your umbrella at an adequate height above your head. A good rule of thumb is to keep the bottom of the handle at shoulder level."

" Though swordlike, umbrellas are not weapons; they should not be treated as such. Do not engage in fencing, jousting, or any other manner of swordplay or horseplay with an umbrella. Please practice your swordsmanship using actual swords."

" When opening an umbrella, particularly one that opens automatically, make sure it is pointing away from other people and that the canopy won't hit them as it opens. If your umbrella is already wet, also ensure that it won't spray water at people nearby."

" As people approach you from the opposite direction, raise your umbrella so they can pass underneath and don't have to walk around. If the other person is also carrying an umbrella, adjust the height of your umbrella to pass either below or above their umbrella."

" If you are already under a cover or canopy, close your umbrella. Or, leave the covered areas for people who don't have umbrellas and take your umbrella into the rain where it serves a purpose."

" If your umbrella happens to break while you are using it, as tempting as it is to toss it angrily into the gutter, hold onto it until you can dispose of it properly."

" Use the Right Umbrella: Being barely 5 feet 2 inches, can you imagine me walking down the street trying to hold and balance a large golf umbrella? Neither can I! Carry an umbrella that is appropriate for your use and proportionate to your body size. There is no rule saying you can’t own more than one umbrella: a small one for your use alone and a larger version when you are walking together with another person."

" Learn the Dance of Umbrellas: For a taller person, when you encounter another person using an umbrella, raise your umbrella up so a shorter person may pass by without colliding with your umbrella. Likewise, if you are a shorter person, lower your umbrella closer to your head. The end result is a well choreographed “dance of umbrellas” down the street, each umbrella being raised or lowered in graceful motion, avoiding all conflicts, collisions, and pokes in the eye."



And my own personal advice: Never buy an umbrella EVER - every place in the world has a lost and found - and every lost and found always has an abundance of forgotten umbrellas because no one cares about them unless it is raining. They will never be claimed - I have 5 nice umbrellas that all sat in my own place of employment for over 2 months - I would just grab another one when leaving work on a rainy day. To make up for this I am going to take four of them back to pay it forward so to speak. For great customer service large department stores should bring out all their lost and found brollies on rainy days and hand them out for FREE. Or everyone buy a raincoat!!

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The only other thing I would suggest - or wish you - the best of luck using an umbrella on a windy day - I have a work colleague that falls about in hysterical laughter whenever she sees an umbrella get inverted in a storm. Good news is this is about to come to a stop thanks to the Senz Umbrella - suss the video!

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Hi everyone - I have joined Janet in her crusade to make the world a better place - that and I just don't want her to lose such a fabulous site. A few of you should know me - I run SaltyPopcorn.com and SydneyTable.com and also Total Randomness and rarely but occasionally post on Morgan's Movie Train. You could say I am a regular addict of Orble or a blogging prostitute but that would be against the entire idea of Etiquette and all things polite and nice now wouldn't it. Big thanks to Janet for allowing me to join her fabulous site and I hope we can just make a few people more desirable to be around.

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For my first article I just wanted to start with something basic - being polite - saying please and thank you. It is not a hard thing to do in the slightest and it is courteous to those around us. Should your grandparents see most of the people of today they would commence World War 3 themselves just to make us all a bit nicer. It used to be a simple gesture of thanking anyone that offered you a service or even held a door open for you. In today's culture it is hard enough getting anyone on a bus to even stand up and allow a pregnant lady to sit down as happened to a female friend of mine last week who was 8 months pregnant - it was quite obvious she was about to pop and yet no one had the decency to assist her with a seat. What has happened to us as a society?

FIFI Box from 2DayFM also wrote an article about this same thing on the weekend. What she noticed was that people didn't believe they needed to say thank you if they were getting paid for a service - I will only ever see about three people in an entire journey on a bus thank the bus driver, Fifi noticed with the office cleaner that emptied her bin - she always said thank you but noticed no one in the office did. She questioned her colleagues and received the responses of "it's his job". This man (or lady) was being paid to keep their office clean and they believed this made them a lower class citizen that did not deserve any respect or courtesy. That man or lady probably has three kids and has worked their butts off their whole life to be treated like a slave by the people she serves. NOT COOL.

In today's society, it seems something is missing. Manners and politeness have disappeared. The definition of manners is: characteristics, styles, behavior, and type of action or way of acting towards something or someone! Politeness is defined as: relating to or having the characteristics of advancement as in society or culture or being marked by an appearance of thoughtfulness or consideration and common courtesy and tactfulness. It is so important to express words of praise and teach our children and others to use politeness at all times.

Please note it says
relating to or having the characteristics of advancement as in society
- we as a society are moving backwards! We are not advancing - we are so selfish we have completely forgotten to say a simple thank you and yes please. I constantly tell my staff "what was the last word?" meaning - please or thank you was missing - most of them think it's really funny but they just repeat the last word they said.

My mild gripe and suggestion to you all is just to be a bit more mindful of the people around you - they are all people with a life story - not people lower down the food chain for you to step on. Thank that person if they do anything for you regardless of them being paid. Try and do some random acts of kindness for yourself and the world - hold a door open - allow someone to sit down and just be nicer - think of it as soup for the soul It will cost you nothing and make someone smile - if that was used by many more people a mexican wave of kindness could spread through society. As Fifi says "Manners shouldn't be conditional - they should be genuine expressions of gratitude".

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Good day to you all, thanks for reading and enjoy your day!

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Back Soon

August 27th 2010 02:45
Apologies to all my readers for the long hiatus. I will be posting again shortly.
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I was sitting in a waiting room recently when the fellow next to me proceeded to help himself to a cup of tea and then sat down next to me again and slurped his way through the whole cup. Very loudly too, I might add.
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Respect for the Driver...Heh!

April 30th 2010 23:50


Mobile phones and the use of them pose all sorts of dilemmas every day. One of the ones I was confronted with recently was a passenger in my car, whom I had agreed to give a lift to, talked incessantly on a mobile phone for the whole journey. And it wasn't a critical phone call either. It was completely social.
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LONG SILENCE

March 12th 2010 14:59
Apologies for the long silence on here. Watch this space for a post in the next few days.
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Hugs, Kisses and a Touchy Feely Society

January 12th 2010 05:21


I have often found it rather amusing that society in general has become so touchy feely. In fact, gone are those stuffy English rules about only touching people from the elbows to the hands and not any higher. We kiss and hug just about anyone we meet and touching anyone on the shoulder, the shoulder blade, the back, the waist or just about anywhere but real private parts seems almost obligatory if we want someone to trust or like us. It can also leave me feeling rather annoyed or irritated, particularly when I am subjected to uninvited hugs or rubs from distant colleagues or worse, people I have never even met.
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Banquets and the Alternate Food Drop

December 30th 2009 12:33
The Wedding Banquet


I am often surprised that a lot of people don’t actually know about the practice of the alternate food drop at formal dinners where there are a medium to large group of guests. It has been standard practice in Australia for as long as I can remember. Recently, however, I found out this is a practice that is peculiar to Australia and many people just don't understand how it works.
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Letting Them Know You Will Be There

December 29th 2009 09:24


Responding to an invitation, whether it be a private or corporate occasion, is not only giving the person who sent the invitation information so they can provide enough food or drink for you, it is basic good manners. Declining to let a host know that you will or will not be attending is just downright rude. So why do so many people just ignore this simple acknowledgement?
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