Janet CollinsTV Preachers? Money Makers?
November 22nd 2006 05:50
Ive been sick lately and the weather has been very warm so its hard to sleep. I get up or stay awake until some ridiculous hour watching really horrible TV.
After feeling like I need Pro-Active Solution, some random hard core American preacher appears on TV. Some of these people are jokes! Are they preaching or asking for ridiculous donation amounts?
Donate $70 for some anointing fluid blessed by someone who thinks they have magical godly powers! Oooooer! Seriously its a small Vial of old McDonalds lard that they got for free and decided to re-bottle it and give it some magical name!
Some of the donations they ask for is a joke! $50 for a little booklet of some sort and for $30 more you can turn it into a HARD COVER! Get ooooout! I mean... Amen!
I was watching the crowd, kinda funny actually, some had their eyes closed, some were waiving their arms in the air, some were crying? yeah crying! but most were taking notes, I thought it was very bizzare. Its like a huge huge stadium/lecture theatre where you listen and take notes on how gullable you are.
So what about this gay crack whore dude, yeah right he didnt have sex with that gay guy, yeah right he bought drugs and then dumped them? Yep, I definately do that all the time! Buy drugs cause I don't need them and then dump them cause God told me to! People still listen to this preacher monkey? What a joke! He should be on the next Queer as folk prancing around naked in the club Babylon.
After feeling like I need Pro-Active Solution, some random hard core American preacher appears on TV. Some of these people are jokes! Are they preaching or asking for ridiculous donation amounts?
Donate $70 for some anointing fluid blessed by someone who thinks they have magical godly powers! Oooooer! Seriously its a small Vial of old McDonalds lard that they got for free and decided to re-bottle it and give it some magical name!
Some of the donations they ask for is a joke! $50 for a little booklet of some sort and for $30 more you can turn it into a HARD COVER! Get ooooout! I mean... Amen!
I was watching the crowd, kinda funny actually, some had their eyes closed, some were waiving their arms in the air, some were crying? yeah crying! but most were taking notes, I thought it was very bizzare. Its like a huge huge stadium/lecture theatre where you listen and take notes on how gullable you are.
So what about this gay crack whore dude, yeah right he didnt have sex with that gay guy, yeah right he bought drugs and then dumped them? Yep, I definately do that all the time! Buy drugs cause I don't need them and then dump them cause God told me to! People still listen to this preacher monkey? What a joke! He should be on the next Queer as folk prancing around naked in the club Babylon.
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